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Y'all don't know bout my bedroom. Montez - Workaholics

Montez Walker is an overly competitive co-worker in the TV-series Workaholics, who frequently tells the guys about his sexual life with his wife.










Montez, how you doing?
How does it look
like I'm doing?
I'm on top of
the goddamn world.
Right!
Hey, can I get the creamer?
I got up at 5:30
in the a.M. This morning.
5:30 in the goddamn a.M.
Y'all wanna know why?
Yeah.
Uh, because you had sex
with your wife.
Laid out the tarp,
got out that good-ass baby oil,
and I was in it,
just bah, bah,
got in my power stance,
and I was like
kah-kah-kah-kah-kah!
'Cause there's only
one rule in my bedroom.
Fuck All rules.
It's like the wild,
wild west up in there,
like Afghanistan, Iraq, Lord of the rings in there.
"Y'all don't know about my bedroom."

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