Montez Walker is an overly competitive co-worker in the TV-series Workaholics, who frequently tells the guys about his sexual life with his wife.
Montez, how you doing?
How does it look
like I'm doing?
I'm on top of
the goddamn world.
Right!
Hey, can I get the creamer?
I got up at 5:30
in the a.M. This morning.
5:30 in the goddamn a.M.
Y'all wanna know why?
Yeah.
Uh, because you had sex
with your wife.
Laid out the tarp,
got out that good-ass baby oil,
and I was in it,
just bah, bah,
got in my power stance,
and I was like
kah-kah-kah-kah-kah!
'Cause there's only
one rule in my bedroom.
Fuck All rules.
It's like the wild,
wild west up in there,
like Afghanistan, Iraq,
Lord of the rings in there.
"Y'all don't know about my bedroom."
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The Origin of Dubstep
Parody of how dubstep is made.
Dubstep is a genre of electronic dance music that originated in South London, England, United Kingdom. The music website Allmusic has described its overall sound as "tightly coiled productions with overwhelming bass lines and reverberant drum patterns, clipped samples, and occasional vocals."
Beyond Scared Straight: Sneak Peek
n this scene from the episode, 'St. Clair, IL', The troubled teens are sent to general population of the facility and have over 40 inmates rush at them.
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Golden Dawn and the Antifascist Movement in Greece
nternational Antifascist Solidarity - from Florence, Italy
Criminal Penguins - Frozen Planet - BBC One
Some penguins turn to a life of crime to build the perfect nest.
Scumbag penguin
Scumbag penguin
Amazing Street Painter
Watch this beautiful piece of art come to life in just a few minutes! Shot in Yangon, Myanmar. Now that's talent!